2007-01-04 [Mister Saint]: Fortunately, they are just as capable of crawling or rolling as walking.

2007-01-04 [Samael_22]: Unfortunately, the gnomes will roll out of the holes.

2007-01-04 [Kiddalee]: Fortunately, this has greatly relieved their host's sinuses, and even improved his balance!

2007-01-04 [Mister Saint]: Unfortunately, this caused him to overcorrect in his walking and sent him tumbling into a group of teenagers.

2007-01-05 [Samael_22]: Fortunately, these teenagers never noticed him tumbling toward them.

2007-01-05 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, none of them braced themselves against his impact.

2007-01-05 [Samael_22]: Fortunately, the guy had a gay old time tumbling into the group of teenagers.

2007-01-05 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, the teenagers were all vampires. No, really.

2007-01-05 [Mister Saint]: Fortunately, the man had a habit of bathing in garlic and onion soup.

2007-01-05 [Samael_22]: Unfortunately, the man had major body odor that took away the smell of garlic and onion soup.

2007-01-05 [Kiddalee]: Fortunately, the teenagers' non-vampiric parents were watching the teenagers.

2007-01-05 [Mister Saint]: Unfortunately, they had forgotten their aerosol deodorant in their respective houses.

2007-01-05 [iippo]: Fortunately, it was flu season and everyone's respective noses were too stuffed to smell anything.

2007-01-06 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, this means that they couldn't smell that the man was actually a zombie in disguise!

2007-01-06 [Samael_22]: Fortunately, they had the survival kit against zombies.

2007-01-06 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, the survival kit was child-proof, and the teenagers, being vampires, would never, ever grow to be of legal age.

2007-01-06 [Mister Saint]: Fortunately, the teenagers had an emergency adult in a glass case, to handle the child proof kit.

2007-01-06 [Samael_22]: Unfortunately, the glass was shatter proof and sealed so well, the teenagers had no way of opening it

2007-01-06 [Kiddalee]: Fortunately, the adult in the case was a renowned tenor, who could break it by singing.

2007-01-06 [Samael_22]: Unfortunately, because of a previous event, which is secret, the adult had become a mute.

2007-01-06 [Kiddalee]: Fortunately, one of the teenagers knew the secret!